This is for the folks that feel like they’re spinning their wheels, wondering where they went wrong.
I’ve been there, it ain’t fun.
Let me tell you straight up, honey, you’re not doing anything wrong, you just need to get clear on your mindset blocks, and the planets and I would love to help you do just that.
I, too, used to be stuck, scared, anxious, depressed. Feeling like I could be so much bigger and better if only I could work my shit out.
Luckily, I discovered astrology, mindfulness and tarot, plus a bunch of other badass coaches that pointed me in the right direction.
I don’t want to point you anywhere, I want to show you YOU. Gold and warts and all.
You are nothing like anyone else, and so I won’t pretend to know exactly what is right for you.
This is for the planets to tell.
What I will do, is use the ancient wisdom of the tarot, as well as your personal birth chart to see what’s going on, why you’re feeling disillusioned, and how the heck we’re gonna sort that out for you, and it all starts with identifying where you are blocked mentally.
I do not believe that we should have to struggle our way through life, running the hamster wheel of 9-5’s, getting confused and overwhelmed – completely disillusioned.
I also believe that much of this struggle is to do with our own personal blocks – we already have the key to our own happiness and success, but our innate personalities, upbringing and conditioning create hurdles for us to overcome before we get there.
First, we have to identify these blocks – we have to see the hurdle before we can jump it.
Let’s break the illusion that you should just stay small and safe. Let’s find out who you really are, who you can become.
Let’s bust those mindset blocks wide open and inject a bit of planetary power into the game, and rock this shit like the bad bitch you know you are.
So what actually is this then?
I get it, there are a shit ton of coaching packages out there that promise big and deliver, well, little. I’m not offering girly fluff and motivational speeches (although there’s room for those too if you need).
I’m offering insight into who YOU are, cos after all, it’s all about you, not me.
Using astrology, tarot, mindfulness and a shit ton of real-life experience we will work together over the space of 3 months, meeting over Skype once every two weeks for 60 minutes, where we will get clear on where you are, where you are going, and how the hell you’re meant to get there.
We will get clear of what’s mentally blocking you, and how the hell you get unblocked.
I will consult your natal chart and use it as a map to guide you into the life you want. Along the way, we’ll use the tarot to answer any questions and clear up that fuzzy feeling that so many of us struggle with.
If you’re feeling the drudge of constant disillusionment, and have no idea where to begin with your life, love or biz, then baby, you’re blocked.
Let the planets tell you whatsup, and we’ll bust those blocks wide open.
What you’ll get:
6 x 60-minute planetary mindset coaching calls over Skype (worth £600 / $775)
Astrological birth chart analysis which we will use in calls (worth £75 / $100)
Tarot readings as and when we need clarity in calls (included in above)
Unlimited email support for 3 months – drop me a message when you’re feeling stuck (worth £299 / $389)
Three personalised 3-card tarot readings over email whenever you need them (worth £60 / $80)
That’s a total of £1,025 / $1,344, but I’m not gonna charge you this. I love a bargain and I’m sure you do too, which is why I’m only going to charge you:
Investment: £675 / $875 for 3 months
Or if you can’t afford it all in one whack, that’s totally cool and I don’t want you to miss out, so I offer a payment plan of 3x £250 / $320 payments once a month.
-about the same price as a weekend away, except you’ll get so much MORE! You’ll have a life-changing game plan that allows you to create the life you love (which will include loads more weekends away of course).
Get this deal now, cos it ain’t gonna be this cheap for long lovelies.
I can’t wait to start working with you!
Schedule a free 20-minute discovery call with me now to see if we’re a good fit.
Who am I and why can I help you?
You might be wondering – “who is this chick and what are her credentials for offering me this?” and you’d be totally 100% right. I would be surprised and disappointed if you didn’t want some extra info!
I have had the privilege of studying under two fabulous, and very different, astrologers: Pam Carruthers and Phoebe Wyss, who have nearly 60 years’ experience between them. With Pam’s technical expertise and sassy straight talking, and Phoebe’s Piscean intuition and wisdom, I have sculpted a style of reading that covers all bases.
I also have the Brighton Astrological Circle to thank for their many fantastic seminars and workshops, through which I was thrilled to be able to work with one of my favourite astrologers and thinkers, Tad Mann, and delve into the fascinating world of reincarnation astrology.
My skills reading the cards come from a 12week long course with the Brighton School of Tarot, where I learnt under Dr. Maria Antoniou, a tarot & spiritual development teacher. I continue to learn from a bajillion different books and bloggers, and my favourite deck is Crowley’s Thoth Tarot.
My lunar obsession and occupation with the unconscious has been fuelled by the work of (my hero!) Carl G. Jung, my meetings with the Brighton Full Moon Women’s Group, run by shamanic practitioner and psychotherapist, Lucy Messery, as well as my own experiences of psychoanalysis.
My favourite astrologers are Liz Greene, Steven Forrest, Tad Mann and Howard Sasportas, and my favourite writers are Sylvia Plath, Herman Hesse, Dostoevsky, Jean-Paul Sartre, Tom Robbins, and J. K Rowling (who doesn’t love a bit of HP?), plus many more.
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