A personalised mindset tarot reading designed just for you!
My readings focus in on the blocks that you’re facing (you know how I’m all about lifting them mental blocks!) – they ask:
- What the fuck is happening?
- Why is it happening? (the poor me card)
- How the hell do I stop it happening?
- What am I doing wrong/right/averagely?
- etc. etc. amen.
I believe that figuring out where we’re blocked up top, can help us to create change in the real world (as above so below – it’s a popular saying for a reason!).
These lessons can sometimes be hard to take – we might think we think a certain way, but actually there’s a lot of deep shadowy shit going on that’s holding us back.
This is what I focus on in my readings.
This is no namby pamby fluff reading, I’m brutal and I go deep. If it hurts – that’s great news. The harder the lesson, the bigger the reward.
(If you’re only interested in love and light, then maybe this isn’t for you… sorrynotsorry) <3
I will send you a couple of questions first to see what you want me to focus on and then design you a custom spread to get the best answers to your question.
I will then send you the reading, complete with a photo of the cards, in a fancy pants branded PDF that you can print out and treasure/hug/put on the wall/burn in a ceremonial ritual.
Repeat customers get 10% off, cos, well, I love you guys. Message me for discount.
The small print stuff:
- Readings are approximately 1000 words in PDF form, sent by email within 7 days of payment.
- Payment is in advance.
- GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WITH YOUR ORDER. I’m not psychic enough to guess it.
- My readings do not replace professional help: legal, mental, whatever. They’re tarot readings, not fairy godmothers.
- Following the above point: I am not liable for any action you take after getting a reading. You have free will and all that.
- I don’t do refunds. I put a lot of time and energy into readings and can’t change what the cards tell me. If you’re one of those people who likes to ask the cards the same question over and over again until they get the answer they want – maybe just keep doing that, cos I won’t.
- I use Rider Waite / Thoth / Enchanted / Devious Moon / Tree Tarot and others, sometimes a mix. If you’re hell bent on one or another, let me know and I’ll use that. If not, I’ll choose depending on your particular subject matter.